I wanna download the sims again but uh
I know I’m gonna play it for a good month or two straight and then never touch it again
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME
I never subjected myself to calling up an old flame because I needed to fuck
but some days are harder than others.
its ironic how people who think theyre ugly won’t date ugly people
"Don’t touch this king crab."
"Seriously, don’t touch it."
"Yeah, okay, fine."
"I mean it this time."
"Yeah, I can see that."
"No, really. Don’t.”
"I think you’ve made your point."
Source: Courtesy of NOAA Okeanos Explorer Program, 2013 Northeast U.S. Canyons Expedition.
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
Not cool…. too soon